Dear Fred,
I am sorry that it has taken me so long to say thank you for my awesome stereo bone that you got me for Christmas. I admit that I was a little leery of it at first and didn't really know what to do with it. The first time I heard it make that noise, I pretty much freaked out -- I quickly dropped it and looked at it like it had just betrayed me. I did that a few times, but eventually learned that it was a "fun" sound and now I like to jump around with it in my mouth, shake my head a lot and (my most favorite) thrust it under the couch and whine...constantly...until they get it out for me. Then, I start the whole process over again. It's awesome!
They took a video of me playing with it (it's a little dark), though it does not show my finest mad skills...which is why I chose to just creepily stare at her when I realized she was videoing the whole thing. Imagine my disgust...here I am, trying out some new techniques, and she busts me. GOSH. No privacy! I guess I'll have to do my perfecting when they're at work from now on.
Love,
Bailey
Here is a picture of my cousin, Fred, from last Christmas:
My people think it is hilarious to give me "bug eyes" with my cool new bone. How humiliating! I think I'll go lay my "tail" on their pillows while they're gone tomorrow.
3 comments:
Hey Bailey, I noticed that YOU were gifted by my humans with a "STEREO-PHONIC" squeek toy.
All of my LAME squeekers are "mono", and are not at all gratifying. I am putting in for a "surround sound" dolby (TM) bone.....we'll see.
By the way, I didn't fall for the old "stuff the treat in the bone" trick........it's all a cleverly devised scheme designed to provide "enrichment", but my idea of enrichment is a t-bone steak covered with bacon grease!!!
Peace out dog.
Whoa, that bone is crazy! Katie was playing the video and I had to come from across the room to see what was going on. I watched with my ears perked.
Looks like you did a number on your foot. I guess that happened during the adventure race?
The man-owner did not take me with him on the adventure race. I'm still quite upset about that because I love nothing more than running through the woods. BTW, my foot doesn't look anything like that ugly man-foot. It is much better suited for rocky, muddy terrain...
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