Bitter Party of One

I must have done something wrong... the owners dragged me to a prison (sample included above) last weekend. I was able to take the employees out for a couple walks (more than I would have got if I stayed home), but it was, in general, miserable for a dog of my stature.

I think they had a good time while I was incarcerated. They picked me up smelling of sunshine, water, and sunscreen.

What A Beautiful Day!

I must say, life has been glorious. The weather has been so nice that I've finally been able to take the short one out on some walks with the little one. My favorite days are when we meet Norm's people at the park. I've heard the humans talking about his lack of ability to walk in a straight line, so I'm guessing that's why he never comes...but it's okay with me. I get more attention that way.

On another note, the gloriousness of the magic chair has emerged from the basement! The short one has started adding more flavors to the little one's gooey goodness in his bowl and this morning she put him in the magic chair. (SWEET!) Nothing has fallen from it yet, but I'm sure it's just a matter of time.

Here's a pic that I snapped of the cute little guy...

My Very Own "Mini Magic Chair"

It's been a long time since I've blogged, as the little one keeps all of us busy these days. The tall one went out of town for a while not too long ago, so it was up to me to protect the women and children. (Well, woman and child.)

In the past, before I realized how drastically my life would change just a few days after I blogged about this, I mentioned a magic chair. The little guy hasn't quite graduated to the full-sized version, but they put him in a mini version this morning and gave him some sort of white gooey goodness.


I was very excited to see that my wildest dreams are about to come true. Here I am, sampling the goods after he switched to his bottle. Hmm, I wonder how long before they start to feed him hamburgers like Norm's little person. I love it when she comes over for dinner!


It's really nice of the owners to leave blankets on the floor so I can "lounge about" on them. They smell rather nice.

I Really Like Snow

The snow just gets us all crazy. I dragged the owner outside and he tried to flying-leap-tackle me. That's just how we roll.


Eleven inches in the front yard. This snow has been here now for 8 days, it was 75 degrees today and there is still a pile of snow there.

I am beyond measure.

Snow Pics for Cooker's Mom

Since Cooker's mom was nice enough to drive all the way to St. Louis a couple weeks ago to meet the little one, I thought I'd post some pics for her of the current weather situation in The Lou...

Assessing the situation

Lots of snow

Braving the elements

Remember -- the tall one came home after the first wave of snow!

Adventures and... Something Magical

The tall one participated in what they call and "Adventure Race" a couple months ago. He had to run, canoe, and bike all around Castlewood Park and the surrounding area. He claims that he had a good time, but I don't see how he could have since I wasn't there...

Below is a picture of him riding with his partner in the "Race". I see he has replaced me, as I would normally be lagging about 10-20 feet behind him with my tongue hanging on the ground...


Back on the home front, there's a magical device that's appeared in the pterodactyl's room. It's amazing... instead of making him go outside to do his business, they let him go right there while holding him. I remember trying this as a young pup, but I was immediately scolded and sent outside to the cold, harsh yard to get it done. Once he's done, I always hang around for the changing of the smelly thing into which he poos. It's awesome, they wrap it up into a little ball and put it the device pictured below and it eats them. My super-sensitive dog ears hear a little fan pop on and I detect the sweet scent of carbon filtered poo emanating from it's bowels. The owners marvel at how they can't smell any foul thing coming from it, but their human noses are weak... just like their minds.

Sleepless Nights

The new owner may be small, but he's keeping me up at night and that's just not cool. When I was a pup, they never responded to me quite like they do to the little one. As soon as he cries, the short one immediately wakes up and heads to his room. I've had to watch where I sleep at night for fear of getting trampled.

I've managed to play the pity card a few times here and there and I've noticed that I'm getting more treats from the tall one. Hmm...maybe the little one isn't so bad after all. I mean, I can sleep when they're not at home...right?